( On crisp parchment in neat handwriting )

Dear Dr. Grant,

Another student in Ravenclaw and I have decided to run an experiment testing the supposed mythological preference of unicorns for virgins. Before we refine our procedure, we wanted to discuss your experience with unicorns and whether or not we could borrow (under controlled circumstances) a group for our experiment when the time ( Read more... )

If this was a school, there must be schoolbooks, mustn't there? Still wearing the skull tshirt Mello had given him (an odd contrast with his white pyjama pants), Near explored the hallways curiously, until he found it ( Read more... )

((Daughter of Hounds is the sequel to Low Red Moon, Chance Matthews Silvey's canon. This application posted with the permission of Chance-mun. WARNING: Contains spoilers for Threshold, Low Red Moon, and Daughter of Hounds.))“Shit ( Read more... )

((Backdated to Christmas!))Fraser had been on leave since November, and he was going completely stir-crazy. With absolutely nothing better to do, he'd gotten a little gift-crazy. As usual, he'd preferred to make his presents by hand; this had proved to be his salvation for the last month ( Read more... )

((Hey all - posting this NOW for the people across the pond. Secret Santa is still open, but due to shower lines, packing, traffic and a tyrannical 5-year-old, I have NO IDEA when I'll be home. Use it to mingle. May/Jaime/Tomo will be tagging sometime later tonight, I just can't say when.))Decorations? Check ( Read more... )

((Note for those of you who have not seen Arrested Development: The show has a narrator, who is voiced by Ron Howard and who acts like sort of a Greek Chorus, commenting on the action. He's very integral to the style of the show, so I've chosen to include him here. That said, this is totally a stylistic thing -- like how some characters are written ( Read more... )

((Note: Dani is taken from after the events of "Fill it Up". The app is spoiler-free, but spoilers for all episodes of Life might pop up in the comments.))8:35 p.m. on LA’s Sunset Boulevard. For the past eleven hours and thirty-four minutes, Detective Dani Reese had been on the trail of a known felon, wanted in connection with two murders. The ( Read more... )

Yoda hadn't minded the antlers that this Ofdensen fellow had magically attatched to his head. He had even missed the portable snack-holders when they vanished. But the singing? Oh, that had been crossing the line. And as he had promised, a lesson was at hand ( Read more... )

Krampus, Krampus the Movie

The grimy, goat-legged, goat-horned figure, stooped and swarthy, hobbled into the Sorting Room. “I know you're here, Boss!” he bellowed. “You can't hide forever!”

( Have you been... NAUGHTY? )